Thursday 9 May 2013

I Hate Machines!


You know I hate machines. And what came out today? Yes---machines!! Aaargh!

First of all it was the Hoover. Well, I know that if I lie up on the back of my couch then the vacuum cleaner can't reach me, so I am getting used to that one. I watched the Boss as she ran round the house sooking up all the dust with the vacuum and then she gave me a cuddle and I watched her as she threw the duster all over the furniture until my house was sparkling.

                                              

Now, I should have known that all this energy would probably lead to something else and it did. I was lying on my couch minding my own business and dreaming of mouses when I heard the awful words----lawn mower --- and I could feel the panic starting.

So. I did what I have done before. I did my little 'don't let the machine start' dance and guess what? It worked again!! Yippee. When my humans tried to start it, the machine just spluttered and stopped. I am afraid I spluttered too, but it was with amazement that I managed to do it again. What a clever Squeak.

However, I was very quickly a sad puss again 'cos I was betrayed. Yes, betrayed by someone I thought was my friend. Someone who cuddles me and tells me she loves me and calls me her ickle-wickle. I don't need to name names do I? 'Cos I will if I have to!!

She gave my humans HER lawn mower, and so all my hard work was for nothing and I spent the next hour avoiding another dreadful machine. I must admit though, that when the grass was all cut, my garden looked nice and I liked lying on the new soft grass.

After I had rolled on the grass I went and rolled on my new path and I asked my MH to let you see me on the path and that's what this picture is.

                     

I hope you like it. I know you will like me, but I think you will like my new path too.

4 comments:

  1. Squeak, I believe this is the first time I have seen your lovely white belly. Of course, I should have known it would be lovely, because as you have stated, you are beautiful all over. I do like your new path, and I also like the picture of you on your couch. Sadie says Hi.

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  2. Hello Bonnie and Sadie. I am glad you like my adorable little tummy. Being a polite lady puss, I don't show it off too much, but I will show it to you some more if you like!

    I hope you and Sadie are both well.

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  3. Aww ickle wickle.... I'm sorry..... but you know your MH would only have got grumpier and grumpier as the grass got longer so I was really thinking of YOU my sweet pussy cat, knowing that a happy MH would endlessly cuddle you.... (have I got myself out of that?!)

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  4. OK. You are forgiven this time, but I will need an extra big cuddle the next time you come to see me.

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