Monday, 10 August 2015
... and my DH sailed away on the boat to go to the Cat Shop while me and my MH sat on the couch and worked out what we were going to do with our day. Between you and me, I don't know what she needs to think about 'cos I think the whole world knows by now that Monday in my house is cleaning day. It is always cleaning day unless she has to go somewhere but I think she just likes me sitting on her knee listening to her, and I am quite happy to do just that.
So the vacuum cleaner appeared along with the dusters and the spitting steamer thingy, so I decided it was time for me to see what was happening in the big outside world. At least it was quiet and there was no danger of me getting hissed on by the steamer or sooked up into the vacuum cleaner!
It was a super day outside, so I was very happy playing and at one point I spotted two little birdies so I went into stalker mode and crawled towards them and I made my MH laugh 'cos she just happened to look out of the window when I was doing that, and she told my DH that if I had been any lower, my adorable little tummy would have been scraping on the chips in my garden! I had good fun, but I didn't go near the birdies. I just like pretending I am a big game hunter, but I am too soft hearted to hurt them. And besides, my MH would be really angry with me and I don't want that.
A wee while later I helped the old dear hang out her washing and I did my usual party piece of running up the clothes poles and I am sure that one of the little birdies I had been stalking flew right past my head. There was a shocked look on its face when it saw this adorable little Squeak hundreds of miles up in the air! Hee hee
I don't know if I will be going out to play later as it is pouring with rain now and I have already been soaked, but if it dries up a bit then I shall nip out and see what is happening 'cos I just love being out late at night when it is getting dark and there are no peoples about just me and all the little night time animals.
It is really good fun being a pussy cat then.