Tuesday, 20 January 2015
Getting Back to Normal Again
Oh, I have had a very good day and I have been a very happy little Squeak and I will let you into a secret. My DH told me he was a very happy DH too. He is happy 'cos the Boss is back again, but he is really happy 'cos when she was away, I sat on his knee every single night 'cos I knew we were both lonely and my DH liked that a lot. As you know, I am my MH's puss cat and I always sit on her knee, but I will have to share my affections in the future 'cos my DH needs some cuddles too, so that will be my new year's resolution, even if it is a wee bit late.
So, what have we been doing? Well, last night my MH got all settled down on the couch and I sat down beside her and I purred and purred and purred until I thought I would need to look on Amazon for a new purrer! Hee hee
We had a quiet night and me and my DH listened while she told us what it had been like in the hospital and she told us that she was feeling good and was very happy to be home again with us. I kept having a wee look to see where the doctor had put her new hip, but I couldn't see anything, so I decided to ask her what they did, and oh my dear friends, have you ever asked a question you don't want to hear the answer to? While she was telling me, I could feel my adorable little forehead getting all clammy and I thought I was going to fade away again. It was just as well I was sitting on the old dear's knee 'cos I am sure I would have fainted clean away. I don't think that being a doctor-puss will ever be on my bucket list!
Now, you would have thought I had learned my lesson, wouldn't you? But I am afraid I didn't and when we went to bed and the old dear was snoring away quite happily, my curiosity got the better of me and I creept down the bed to see if I could find this new hip any where, but what a shock I got 'cos instead of a hip I saw the most ginormest bit of elastoplast I have ever seen in my en-tire life. It was THIS size (My adorable little paws are stretched out now as far as they can possibly go!) I scooted back up the bed as quickly as my little feets could take me without wakening my MH and just lay there thinking.
And I have decided that maybe that is the new hip? I think I will find a little puss cat sized anti-faint pill tomorrow and ask her again. Or maybe I will just forget all about it.
You will be the first to know.