Good Squeak

That's what I have been. No more naughtiness----- well, for a day or two anyway.

I have been very obedient and kind to my humans. I have sat on my MH's knee or on the back of my couch, but I haven't been up on top of the cupboard again, and I slept all night and didn't disturb by MH at all. Did I do all these good things because I wanted to? Well, yes and no. You see, while I was sitting on my MH's knee during the evening, she whispered in my adorable little lug that if I didn't start being a very good pussycat, she would ask my friend S.'s pussy cat if she would like to change houses!

Well, I was stunned. Shocked into being good, even!! But she was just pretending. Sure she was? For one--she loves me too much to do without me and for two---my friend S. would NEVER swap her pussycat, 'cos she loves her too, too much to do that, but I decided to be good for a wee while anyway. Just in case.

I have had a very good day 'cos I have been out playing all the time and the nice farmer man next door has put the lady cows into the field right in front of my living room so I have plenty of friends to talk to now and I shall be spending a lot more time with them tonight. It is just fortunate for me that it is still quite light at night times 'cos I need to watch where I am putting my adorable little feets so that I don't get them covered in smelly cow poo! If I went home with stinky paws I think my MH WOULD swap me.

I don't have very much news for you 'cos I have just been doing very normal things but I have lots of good fun just playing in my garden and being with my humans, and I think I will be doing the same again tomorrow 'cos my little weather man friend says it is going to be warm and not wet on my little island, and I heard my humans saying that there is some work still to be done outside, so if it is a good day, we will all be outside tomorrow and I am so excited about that.

I just hope his forecast is right!

Saturday Again

And a very good Saturday it has been too. The weather has been good and so we have all been outside for a long time. I have spent the time playing, but my humans have been working so they are a wee bit tired now.

My DH is still spreading his chips, but he is nearly finished now, and my MH has been doing some weeding and I stayed with her and helped her for a while. Well, I thought I was helping, but I think my MH had other ideas. You see, she was pulling up the weeds and throwing them into a little bucket, but sometimes she missed the bucket so I ran up and brought the little weed back to her and that made her laugh. I had really good fun and I like it when we are all out in my garden together.

I was just a teeny bit naughty last night, but not naughty enough to get a great big row----just a little one. Let me explain. Well, I always do, don't I? I was out until half past two o'clock this morning, but that was fine 'cos the window was left open for me, but I am afraid I wakened my MH when I cuddled up beside her and so she got up and closed the window. I think she was frightened the sheeps might try to come and see me. Hee hee.

She settled down again for a sleep and I had a snooze for a while but then I went wandering and I am afraid I wakened her up once again 'cos I made a strange noise and she didn't know what I was doing and decided she needed to find out, and when she came into the kitchen, I was up on top of the cupboard again and I wouldn't come down.

She called for me and tried to persuade me, but I just stayed there wagging my adorable little tail and she thought I had something up there with me, but since it is too high for the old dear, she will never know! She told my DH when they got up this morning and he got the step ladder out and had a look, but there was nothing to be seen, so they don't know what I was doing, and I am not telling, am I?

She went out to look after the hens and the other puss cat today, so I sat with my DH until she came back and then I sat on her knee and that's where I am staying until it is time to go outside again.

I wonder what I will get up to tonight? Oh, I just love all this excitement, and I hope you are having a wee bit excitement too!

No Naughtiness

I have been a very good puss today and my humans have been very pleased with me. I had a good, peaceful night last night and I played outside for a long time before going in through my window and then climbing up beside my MH, although I did give her a wee fright when I sort of misjudged my jump and just caught the edge of the bed so that I had to scramble a bit to get back up again. Fortunately, I didn't waken her up completely or I would have been in trouble---again!

It was a normal Friday in my house with my DH going to the Cat Shop, and normally it is just me and my MH, but she had to go out too 'cos she had to go to the Hall for a wee while with her guitar, so I just played in my garden until she came back and then I took up my rightful place on her knee while she told me everything that she had been doing, and that took us a wee while but we both enjoyed it.

She had been down at my friend S.'s house 'cos she is looking after all her animals while S. is on her holidays, so my dear old MH is looking after the chooky hens and two other pussy cats, and when she came home, I had to have a good old sniff at her hands 'cos there were lots of different smells on them. I am OK with this arrangement 'cos S. is one of my bestest friends and I know that whatever my MH does, I am still her favouritist puss cat and I always will be, so as long as she doesn't bring the other pussy cats home here, I shall agree to her helping my friend.

We sat together for a long time and then she decided to make some cards, so I sat on my couch and watched what she was doing and she talked to me all the time she was working, and I like that very much, so I purred back at her and it really sounded as though we were having a conversation. Funny!

I know you have seen this photograph of yours truly, but me and my MH like it so much that we thought you might like to see it again. I think it is one of my more fetching pictures.

I am having a snooze now and then I shall head outside later on for my usual nocturnal games and I shall give you a full report tomorrow.

Nocturnal Naughtiness

Oh, I got my revenge and it was lovely.

Remember I told you that my MH wouldn't let my sheeps friends into my house when they came to see me? Well, I am afraid I did a little naughty thing very early this morning and my MH was not at all happy with me? I shall explain.

I had my usual sleep in the evening and then about ten o'clock at night time, I went out to play for a wee while. I usually do this and I have a wander round my favourite places so that I can decide which one I will go to when I go out later on. See? Then about half an hour later I go back home 'cos I know it is nearly my MH's bedtime, and she needs me to help her get to sleep. I cuddle up beside her while she is reading and I purr so very, very gently and that makes the old dear feel tired and then she falls asleep and that is my signal to go and ask my DH for some biscuits after which I ask him to open the door for me, which he does. Then out I run and the world is mine! Yippee

It was a lovely evening and I was having such fun that I stayed out very late and the old boy called for me a few times before he went to bed, but I am afraid I sort of pretended that I didn't hear him and I stayed out in the fields long after all the lights in my house had gone out. I had lots of fun just prowling through the long grass listening to all the little animals and insects and there were even some little birdies watching me and making wee chirrping noises and it was just beautiful, but then I got a bit tired and decided to go home, but I did this very slowly 'cos I was liking being outside so much.

I sat in my garden for a while and then I saw my outside lights coming on and I heard my MH calling for me and I decided it was time to say 'bye bye' to the outside and 'hello' to the inside, but when I went in, I gave my MH a wee surprise 'cos I tooked her a little mouse! I decided that maybe the sheeps were too big for my house and that a little mouse would be fine, but I am afraid I got it wrong again and my MH didn't want a little mouse either. Sigh :-(

It was quite lucky for her really 'cos she had closed the porch door before she had opened the outside door so I couldn't go anywhere and when she gave me a wee biscuit, I dropped said mouse and then my MH lifted me up and put me in the kitchen while the little mouse scarpered very quickly and got lost somewhere in my porch. Oops!

This was about three o'clock in the morning and since the poor old dear was still half asleep and she didn't have her specs on, she decided to leave the little mouse where it was and we both went off to bed. She mentioned it to my DH this morning and he had a look, and between him and me we found the little mouse and it is now back in the field again, but I don't think it will want to come into my house tonight.

It was really good fun and I was a very happy little pussy cat. I wonder what nocturnal naughtiness I will get up to tonight?

Visitors

I was not a very happy puss today 'cos some visitors came to see me and my MH wouldn't let them in! In fact, she closed both the gates to my garden to make sure they didn't get in. Now, sure that is not good?

Oh, do you want to know who my visitors were? They were some sheeps who normally live in the field beside my house, but they were so anxious to come and see me, that they managed to escape and they were just about to come into my garden to knock on my door, when my MH saw them and ran out as fast as her little (but not adorable!) legs could take her and then she shoo'd them away and shut all my gates and I just sat on my step and sulked and it was the biggest sulk I have ever done, but I was not happy. After all, she lets HER friends come into my house and I welcome them and sit on their knees and give them big purrs, so surely I am entitled to some of my friends? Sigh :-(

Anyway, apart from that, I have had quite a good day. It was just another normal Wednesday with my DH nipping off to the Cat Shop and my MH doing whatever it is she does---I must follow her one day and find out. Oh I can see it now. Yours truly with my long black detective coat and my dark glasses with a beautiful Sherlock Holmes type hat with lug holes for my adorable little ears following the old dear and hiding behind a passing sheep or cow if she just happens to turn round so that I can find out where she goes. Oh, what an imagination! I am a clever puss, am I not?

I had a sleep until she came home and then I sat on her knee to tell her I had forgiven her for turning my friends away and then we went out to play in my garden for a while which was lovely. The old dear went inside, and I nipped over into the field to apologise to the sheeps, but they said they understood and that it was Ok and we would still be best friends which made me happy again.

So that has been my Wednesday and the best bit is still to come after I have had my sleep 'cos the weather on my little island is still good and I think I will probably be staying out very late tonight, and I have suddenly had the brilliantest idea.

You know that when the weather is good and I am out late, my humans leave the window open for me? Well, if the little sheeps can escape out of the field again,the could come in through the window with me and we could have a wee party before the humans get up again and so they would never know!

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!!

No News

Both my humans were away from my house all day today so I don't have any news for you. We were all up early because they had to catch the first boat, but it was such a lovely morning that I was out playing before they left and my MH left the window open for me.

Now, I could tell you that I had a wild adventure and climbed poles in everybody's garden as I went to the other end of my island for a long walk and I went down onto the beach for a roll in the sand and while I was there I saw some seals, so I just swam out into the sea to have a chat with them and while we were chatting, they taught me how to dive and to swim under water and to catch fishes, and I just loved that.

On my way back to my house, I saw two ginormous big doggies chasing a little mouse and that made me very angry, so I raced up to these doggies and sat right in front of them. I arched my adorable little back and hissed the loudest hiss I have ever done, and the doggies ran away whimpering, so I ate the little mouse!!!

Well. I COULD tell you all that, but it would be just a bit of a great big lie, 'cos what I really did was to snooze for most of the time the humans were away and my MH knew that 'cos when she came home, I appeared from the bedroom and when she put her hand on the pillow, it was warm and cosy so she knew my adorable little body had been all curled up there.

But it was a good story, sure it was?

Another 'yippee' type day

Oh, I have had a very good day and I didn't even let the awful vacuum cleaner spoil my good mood. I just went outside and ignored it.

I had a long play outside last night and I am afraid that my DH had to call for me lots of times before I decided it was bed time and by this time my dear old MH was fast asleep, so I had to be very quiet and gentle as I cooried up beside her 'cos I didn't want to waken her. That is certainly a great big no-no!

We were all up bright and early this morning and were all happy to see the sun was shining, so me and my MH had a wander round my garden to get some fresh air before she had to start all her housework and when she did that, me and my DH went into our greenhouse and we sat there in the peace and quiet until the old dear was finished.

At one point in the morning I made my MH laugh 'cos I asked her to let me out the door and five minutes later I jumped in through the window ---well, not exactly through the window 'cos it was open, but you know what I mean. Anyway, I had a wee biscuit and then I asked my MH to open the door for me and ten minutes later I was back in through the window again! Oh it was such good fun and it did make her giggle!

I told you yesterday that I thought I was getting a bit too grown up to play with my toys, and one of my friends wrote and told me that I would never be too old for that, and so I have been having a wee re-think and maybe she is right. I still love playing with my MH and I let her roll me over and tickle my adorable little tummy and we play on the blankets when she is making the beds and that is very good fun, but it is just playing with my toys that I haven't been doing so much, but maybe I will.

I was helping my DH spread some of his chips on my path today and my MH was very pleased with us but there are still an awful lot of chips that still have to be moved, so I think my DH is going to be very tired by the time he is finished. I am sure I caught him trying to learn how to do my rain dance, but it was not a pretty sight I can tell you.

I think I need to hide my little book, before he works out how to do it properly!