Inspiration!

As you know by now, I am almost fearless and I think that by the time I am six months old, my fearlessness shall be complete and I may even terrorise the neighbourhood every now and then if the mood so takes me---but only when there are no ginormous cows around!

And as you also know, I like watching my television and the other night I watched a programme about sniffer dogs which sent my wee brain into a whirl and I now know what I want to be when I grow up.

I am going to be an undercover sniffer cat!! Brilliant, isn't it?

I have already begun my training in earnest and today's picture shows me in the indoor leg of of my strenuous undercover exercises. I am very good at moving along the floor on my side and my MH says I am doing the swimming side stroke, so I reckon I would be able to sidle up to anyone or anything that looked suspicious without being spotted.

As well as keeping up with my many daily visits to my climbing frame, I have been training for the undercover part of my career by heading under my coffee table, and although it looks as though I am trying to steal the chocolates, I am pretending to be a very special undercover agent and the last place you would think of looking for me is under that table--sure it is? My disguise is complete.

My pouncing skills are also coming on in leaps and bounds ( get it? he he) and I have been doing this outside to frighten the flies, but I also do this inside and I managed to give my DH a terrible shock when I jumped on top of him from the bedroom window-sill when he was sound asleep. Oops! he wasn't very happy, but with a few months of therapy, he should be OK.

If you need an undercover sniffer cat to help you, I am here.

Life sure ain't dull.