Oh Dear!

 

 I am very sorry that I have been away for such a long, long time and I hope you haven’t been worried about me. I promise to write to you more often although I have a wee problem ‘cos I’m not having any adventures so I don’t have any exciting news for you, but I will try to do better.

Since I wrote to you my dear old MH has been in the hospital getting something done to her spine. She did tell me all about it but I am afraid I sort of got a wee bit squeamish and switched my adorable little lugs off but her little legs don’t work very well any more and she uses a zimmer to run around my house. I don’t really like this zimmer ‘cos it has nearly run over my little tail and I have to be very careful where I lie down, but if it helps my dear old MH then I will just have to get used to it.

My MH is doing fine now and me and my DH have been looking after her really, really well and she is liking it millions. So, there we are.  That is a wee bit of news for you and I will write to you maybe every other day when I might have some news.

And,  we can always talk about Strictly when me and the old dear are watching . She just loves Johannes but we’re not telling my DH that! Hee hee

Vet Visit

 I was too upset to write to you yesterday ‘cos after the vet man had poked and prodded all over my adorable little body I had to go back to one of my beds!

To start with we had all to get up early ‘cos the vet man had a lot to do on my little island, but that wasn’t the worst of it, and I am even getting upset telling you about it. So, there I was lying under my chair minding my own business when the vet man made a lunge for me. But yours truly was much quicker and I scooted over to my MH where I thought I would be safe. But oh dear me, I was so very WRONG!

She caught me and held me while the vet man did all his poking and prodding and he had the cheek to tell me to lose a couple of pounds! But more was to come when he decided to take my temperature and tooked out this ginormous thermometer and proceeded to put it where no thermometer should be! It still brings a tear to my eye ‘cos it wasn’t in my mouth or under my oxter and to say I wasn’t best pleased is a wee bit of an understatement!

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I am not a happy Squeak. Not happy at all.

Vet Day

 I could not write to you yesterday 'cos I had to take to my bed after the vet man had  comed to my house.

I was not a happy Squeak, I can tell you! First of all we had to get up early 'cos the vet man had a lot to do on my little island, and then when he saw me sitting under my table minding my own business, he pounced! But yours truly was quicker and I scooted over to where my MH was sitting and thought I was safe there, but oh dear me, I was so WRONG!

She grabbed me and keeped me on her knee until the vet man poked and prodded all over my adorable little body and then he decided to take my temperature......... I shall pause to let you think about where he put the ginormous thermometer!!!

It was not in my mouth or under my oxter! Oh dear me no. It was in a place where no thermometer should be, and I am still not a happy little puss. I am off to bed again but I knew you would  want to hear of my suffering! 

Hello

Hello everyone, I am sorry I haven’t written to you for a while and I hope you didn’t worry about me too much cos I am very well thank you.

 My poor old MH hasn’t been very well though and she hasn’t been able to help me with my stories but tonight she said she would try to be better in the future so I am a happy Squeak.. -

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I have been busy looking after the old dear and I know she appreciates that and she gives me lots of cuddles. However I am not best pleased with her ‘cos I heard her telling the old boy that the VET is coming to my house tomorrow so as soon as I have finished this I am going into hiding until the vet and his great big jaggy needles are safely on the boat again.

I am not just a pretty face you know!

It's Me Again

 

Hello, I really hope you haven't forgotten me, but it is Squeak the adorable little pussy cat. I know I haven't been keeping in touch like I should be, but I have been looking after my dear old MH who just isn't at her best just now.

However, with my DH doing lots and me giving her lots of cuddles and purrs, she is feeling much better now. I, on the other paw, am not just too pleased 'cos the old dear now needs a contraption to help her get around my house and I hate it. HATE it, HATE it!! It is called a zimmer and this adorable little puss has to be very careful where she leaves her equally adorable little tail or it is in grave danger of getting run over and flattened. Not a good look at all, me thinks!

 So, now that things are a bit  better with the old dear, I promise to write to you more often and tell you all the exciting things I am doing. Mind you, I will need to DO some exciting things first! Hee hee 

Sad Squeak

 

I am a wee bit sad just now ‘cos I had a very upsetting experience a few days ago and it has taken me until now to be able to tell you all about it.

I haven’t been going outside too much because I have been looking after my MH who isn’t very well just now, but the other day was a fine day and the old dear told me to go and play and do pussycat things and so oft I went.

I went down into the big shed where the nice farmer man keeps all his tractors and tools and things ‘cos I love exploring there and sniffing lots of lovely smells, but it was there that I became a bit trapped ‘cos a great big bird ( well it was BIG to me!) comed to where I was sitting and every time I tried to go home it dive bombed me and I was frightened......lots frightened ‘cos I don’t like birdies when they do that. I could hear my humans calling for me and that made me sad ‘cos I knew they were worried about me.

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But then......you knew there was a ‘but then’ didn’t you? Or I wouldn’t be telling you this! Hee hee .....But then my DH comed into the big shed and he saw me hiding in the corner and he saw the big birdie and he chased it away and tooked me home. I was a very happy little Squeak and you all know what I got when my MH saw me?

Yep, millions of cuddles! Happy, happy Squeak.

Rebel Puss

There has not been very much happening on my beloved little island and I have been a rather lazy little puss, and I have been sleeping lots, but I have also been a wee bit of a rebel..... just to amuse myself, you understand. You see, I know the habits of my humans so well, and that lets me able to do this. See?

The first one is with my DH at his bedtime. Me and my MH go to bed earlier than him and I stay with the old dear until she puts out her light and then I go back into my living room where the old boy is watching television. I sit there until he gets up to switch everything off  before he goes to bed and then I ask if I can go out please and will he open the window... which he does, although he is not very happy about it! Hee hee I don't stay out too long, though.

The other rebel bit is with my dear old MH and I know I shouldn't and I will stop.... sometime! The poor old dear has a very sore back and she has to use a trolley thing with wheels when she is walking and I do not like this at all .... Not one little bit!

So, when she starts to go somewhere, I do what I saw peoples on my television doing.... I lie down in front of her and she gets a wee bit very annoyed with me. Oh dear. She says if I keep doing this she will run over me and cut off my adorable little tail! I could end up a decapitated little Squeak!!!

Scary!