Happy New Year

  I know I am a teeny bit late with my seasonal wishes, but my new year’s resolution is to write to you a bit more often, so here goes.

 Me and my humans are well and we had a good Christmas with lots of presents and I got lots of cuddles and some very special dinners which I just loved millions! I got a. Christmas stocking with oodles of goodies in it and I also got this helter shelter with balls in it and although I have just started to play with it I love it MILLIONS!

My humans shake their heads at me ‘cos I ignore my new toys for a while until I decide whether I like them or not and when I have decided, then I play with them lots and lots. I think if I do that with this new toy, my MH will replace these plastic balls with rubber ones ‘cos they are just a tad noisy!

Watch this space.

So Quiet

 

My life is very quiet now ‘cos me and my humans are not doing very much at all, but I will try to write to you a wee bit more often ‘cos I know you like to hear what I have been doing and it gives the old dear something else to do!

I have becomed  a indoor cat and don’t go out at all during the day but sometimes, if the weather is to my liking and if I feel so inclined, I nip out for a quick perambulation of a night time when my dear old MH is a-bed, but I don’t stay out too long.

My MH isn’t as well as she used to be, I’m afraid. She isn’t sick but her little legs don’t work like they should do and she uses the awful zimmer and a ‘lectric wheelchair when she goes outside and she has promised that one day, when the weather is gooder, me and her can have races in my garden so I think I am going to like the chair more than the zimmer!

I am getting a wee bit excited ‘cos it will soon be my twelfth birthday! Yippee! ! I have been thinking about what presents I might like and I been making my list out for Santa so I am a very happy little Squeak indeed.

I hope you are all well and that the naughty storm didn’t hurt you. We were all fine but it was a bit too noisy for me so I just snuggled up to my MH and snoozed till it went away. It is good being a cat.

Oh Dear!

 

 I am very sorry that I have been away for such a long, long time and I hope you haven’t been worried about me. I promise to write to you more often although I have a wee problem ‘cos I’m not having any adventures so I don’t have any exciting news for you, but I will try to do better.

Since I wrote to you my dear old MH has been in the hospital getting something done to her spine. She did tell me all about it but I am afraid I sort of got a wee bit squeamish and switched my adorable little lugs off but her little legs don’t work very well any more and she uses a zimmer to run around my house. I don’t really like this zimmer ‘cos it has nearly run over my little tail and I have to be very careful where I lie down, but if it helps my dear old MH then I will just have to get used to it.

My MH is doing fine now and me and my DH have been looking after her really, really well and she is liking it millions. So, there we are.  That is a wee bit of news for you and I will write to you maybe every other day when I might have some news.

And,  we can always talk about Strictly when me and the old dear are watching . She just loves Johannes but we’re not telling my DH that! Hee hee

Vet Visit

 I was too upset to write to you yesterday ‘cos after the vet man had poked and prodded all over my adorable little body I had to go back to one of my beds!

To start with we had all to get up early ‘cos the vet man had a lot to do on my little island, but that wasn’t the worst of it, and I am even getting upset telling you about it. So, there I was lying under my chair minding my own business when the vet man made a lunge for me. But yours truly was much quicker and I scooted over to my MH where I thought I would be safe. But oh dear me, I was so very WRONG!

She caught me and held me while the vet man did all his poking and prodding and he had the cheek to tell me to lose a couple of pounds! But more was to come when he decided to take my temperature and tooked out this ginormous thermometer and proceeded to put it where no thermometer should be! It still brings a tear to my eye ‘cos it wasn’t in my mouth or under my oxter and to say I wasn’t best pleased is a wee bit of an understatement!

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I am not a happy Squeak. Not happy at all.

Vet Day

 I could not write to you yesterday 'cos I had to take to my bed after the vet man had  comed to my house.

I was not a happy Squeak, I can tell you! First of all we had to get up early 'cos the vet man had a lot to do on my little island, and then when he saw me sitting under my table minding my own business, he pounced! But yours truly was quicker and I scooted over to where my MH was sitting and thought I was safe there, but oh dear me, I was so WRONG!

She grabbed me and keeped me on her knee until the vet man poked and prodded all over my adorable little body and then he decided to take my temperature......... I shall pause to let you think about where he put the ginormous thermometer!!!

It was not in my mouth or under my oxter! Oh dear me no. It was in a place where no thermometer should be, and I am still not a happy little puss. I am off to bed again but I knew you would  want to hear of my suffering! 

Hello

Hello everyone, I am sorry I haven’t written to you for a while and I hope you didn’t worry about me too much cos I am very well thank you.

 My poor old MH hasn’t been very well though and she hasn’t been able to help me with my stories but tonight she said she would try to be better in the future so I am a happy Squeak.. -

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I have been busy looking after the old dear and I know she appreciates that and she gives me lots of cuddles. However I am not best pleased with her ‘cos I heard her telling the old boy that the VET is coming to my house tomorrow so as soon as I have finished this I am going into hiding until the vet and his great big jaggy needles are safely on the boat again.

I am not just a pretty face you know!

It's Me Again

 

Hello, I really hope you haven't forgotten me, but it is Squeak the adorable little pussy cat. I know I haven't been keeping in touch like I should be, but I have been looking after my dear old MH who just isn't at her best just now.

However, with my DH doing lots and me giving her lots of cuddles and purrs, she is feeling much better now. I, on the other paw, am not just too pleased 'cos the old dear now needs a contraption to help her get around my house and I hate it. HATE it, HATE it!! It is called a zimmer and this adorable little puss has to be very careful where she leaves her equally adorable little tail or it is in grave danger of getting run over and flattened. Not a good look at all, me thinks!

 So, now that things are a bit  better with the old dear, I promise to write to you more often and tell you all the exciting things I am doing. Mind you, I will need to DO some exciting things first! Hee hee 

Sad Squeak

 

I am a wee bit sad just now ‘cos I had a very upsetting experience a few days ago and it has taken me until now to be able to tell you all about it.

I haven’t been going outside too much because I have been looking after my MH who isn’t very well just now, but the other day was a fine day and the old dear told me to go and play and do pussycat things and so oft I went.

I went down into the big shed where the nice farmer man keeps all his tractors and tools and things ‘cos I love exploring there and sniffing lots of lovely smells, but it was there that I became a bit trapped ‘cos a great big bird ( well it was BIG to me!) comed to where I was sitting and every time I tried to go home it dive bombed me and I was frightened......lots frightened ‘cos I don’t like birdies when they do that. I could hear my humans calling for me and that made me sad ‘cos I knew they were worried about me.

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But then......you knew there was a ‘but then’ didn’t you? Or I wouldn’t be telling you this! Hee hee .....But then my DH comed into the big shed and he saw me hiding in the corner and he saw the big birdie and he chased it away and tooked me home. I was a very happy little Squeak and you all know what I got when my MH saw me?

Yep, millions of cuddles! Happy, happy Squeak.

Rebel Puss

There has not been very much happening on my beloved little island and I have been a rather lazy little puss, and I have been sleeping lots, but I have also been a wee bit of a rebel..... just to amuse myself, you understand. You see, I know the habits of my humans so well, and that lets me able to do this. See?

The first one is with my DH at his bedtime. Me and my MH go to bed earlier than him and I stay with the old dear until she puts out her light and then I go back into my living room where the old boy is watching television. I sit there until he gets up to switch everything off  before he goes to bed and then I ask if I can go out please and will he open the window... which he does, although he is not very happy about it! Hee hee I don't stay out too long, though.

The other rebel bit is with my dear old MH and I know I shouldn't and I will stop.... sometime! The poor old dear has a very sore back and she has to use a trolley thing with wheels when she is walking and I do not like this at all .... Not one little bit!

So, when she starts to go somewhere, I do what I saw peoples on my television doing.... I lie down in front of her and she gets a wee bit very annoyed with me. Oh dear. She says if I keep doing this she will run over me and cut off my adorable little tail! I could end up a decapitated little Squeak!!!

Scary!

Hello

 I have been asking the old dear to write to you for a wee while now and she has finally listened to me! I wanted to let you know that I am a well little puss

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and a very happy one because the sun has been shining on my little island and me and my humans have been out in my garden and you know how much I like that.

I have just one little bit of news for you and that is I have a new water bowl. Mind you, when I say ‘bowl’ I mean FOUNTAIN!  Yep, she went and bought a fountain for me. Now, I haven’t the heart to tell her I prefer my water al fresco as it were, but I have been having little drinks just to please her and it will do whenever I don’t want to go outside.

If she had only asked me first!

Puzzled Puss

 When I wakened up in this morning I was all excited ‘cos my beloved little island was all white and it was snowing. Yippee! I thought maybe it was Christmas again, but then it rained and the snow went away. After that the sun comed out and I thought it would be warm when I went out into my garden. Nope! I was wrong ‘cos it was freezing and before I could get back inside it was snowing again! Oh dear, my adorable little brain is all confused.

Me and my humans are doing very well and I am still being loved millions. Except maybe in this morning through the night time when I was just a tad naughty, and I know you will find that hard to believe.  Well, my MH had to get up in the dark time and of course I have to make sure she doesn’t get mixed up so I went with her.

I decided my little tummy was empty so I asked her please can you fill it up again, which she did.....’cos she always does. Well, as she was busy with that, I thought a little nocturnal perambulation might be in order, so I wandered over to the door and sat there till she noticed me and we came to an agreement that it would be a ten minute at the most playtime and she opened the door for me.

Now, do you ever regret having asked for something? It was FREEZING! I sat on the little mat and told her I would just sit there for a while with the door open, but she gave me her ‘think again my little Squeak!’ look and two minutes later we were all cozy in our little bed. Hee hee

And she still loves me MILLIONS!

No News

  I don’t want you to be worrying about me ‘cos I am a very happy little puss although I am not doing very much just now because the weather on my little island has been a wee bit very awful with rain and fog and wind, so I have been an indoor puss all day but I still  go out for a little while before bedtime.

 I’m afraid I make my poor old MH very worried when I go out when the wind is howling ‘cos she is always frightened something will happen to me in the dark windy night and she can’t sleep until she hears my DH letting me back in again and I jump up on to our little bed and give her a big cuddle.

And then we both have a good sleep.

A Wander In My Garden

 The weather on my little island has been quite not very good at all with lots of rain and wind so I have been in my house a lot but it has been good ‘cos I have been playing with my MH and helping her to keep my house all clean and tidy, and as you know, she appreciates my help millions!

 However today has been a bit better with lots of spaces in between the rain and it was during one of these spaces that I tooked my adorable little body out into my front garden and I liked that lots.

I sniffed the flowers but when I saw my MH hanging out the window to take a picture of me I decided to return home and make sure she was OK.....and she was!

Not Much to Say

 I still don't have any news for you because I have been resting a lot 'cos my little island has been a wee bit too wet, windy and cold for me but today was a bit better so I have been out a lot.

It was a funny day.... funny odd not funny giggle if you see what I mean. When me and the old dear got up, the mist was so thick we could hardly see our gate, but by the time the old dear was ready and all clean, the mist had gone and it was sunny!

The whole day was like that... misty then sunny... so yours truly waited till the sunny time and then I went out to play and it was good fun. I am now resting on my MH's knee as she is writing his for me and I am very happy indeed.

I hope you are too. 

Guess What?

 

 The naughty wind is back and it has brought lots and lots of rain with it, so I have hardly been outside for days and days and days. Sigh!

  I have been keeping my adorable little self busy by playing with my toys and wandering from bed to bed but it’s not the same as being out in my garden. I still have at least one nocturnal trip outside  but sometimes I just go out the door and in the window  ‘cos it is too wet for me. Sigh number 2.

So, you will understand that I don’t have any news for you, but I wanted to tell you that me and my humans are fine, although a wee bit fed up, and we hope you are well too.

Birdies

 

   Well, here as promised, are some pictures that me and the old dear tooked of the birdies that come into my garden. I didn't actually TAKE the pictures, but I sat very patiently and waited till said birdies comed and sat on my fence and then my MH snapped her camera and somehow  the birdies got inside and then she put them onto her computer.  Maybe the old dear is cleverer than I thought! Hee hee

We haven't been doing much today as it isn't very nice outside but I have been helping her with the housework and that always makes her happy. I have worked very hard and now I am having a well earned snooze in my wee hoose, but I hope you like our pictures and maybe we will be able to send you some more.

A Wee Spoiler

 

 Me and my MH were in my garden today and she tooked lots of pictures of my wee birdie friends and I asked her to let you see them so she will do that tomorrow, but I wanted to tell you tonight, so just think of me as a sort of pussycat Oprah! Hee hee .........I like that!

 I am very well but still not doing very much, although I still like to go out in the dark times when it is just me and the Old Boy ‘cos the Boss is sleeping. I stay on the bed with her till she puts out her light then I ask my DH to please let me out....and he does....and I go off into the dark night time for a while before asking him to let me in again.

 I do that about another two times before I am tired and then I cuddle up beside my MH and snooze and dream lots of brilliant dreams. 

Ah yes, life is good.

And so my dear friends, until tomorrow. Night night,

Hello.....

I am a happier puss just now ‘cos the weather on my beloved little island has been much better with no rain and even the naughty  wind has stopped blowing peoples down and I like that ‘cos my dear old MH does not like the wind in case it blows her over and I can’t help her and that makes me a wee bit very sad, but I think my little weather man friend has been listening to me and he has switched it off. Thank you Sean!

 Now, although I am going out a wee bit more, I am still sleeping lots and I explained to the old dear that, as it was still winter, I would play when I wanted and sleep when I wanted! Ooooh stroppy puss, hee hee. It did make her smile though.

I had a very good day yesterday in the afternoon time ‘cos my MH did the washing and decided to hang it outside but when it was time to bring it in my DH decided to help her, and of course I had to help him, so we were all in my garden together at the same time and I love that the very bestest. While the humans were fixing the washing yours truly ran round and round my garden chasing monsters and dragons and things that only us cats can see. I even had a go at climbing the clothes pole but I am afraid I need a wee bit more practice and a wee bit less pounds and I have heard whispers of ‘DIET’ so I am just hoping it is my MH and not me, but when I look in the mirror I am not sure at all. Double sigh!

So, apart from that I am a very happy Squeak and I hope you are all safe, well and happy too.

Not a Happy Puss

 Now, all my friends out there know that I am usually a very happy, contented little puss and I never complain, but yesterday I was not a happy Squeak.....not a happy Squeak at all and I am sure you will want to know what has caused this change, and of course I will tell you.

We were all having our usual Thursday. The old dear doing her cleaning and dusting, the old boy working in the garden and yours truly sleeping on all my various beds and I was just the happiest little Squeak in the en-tire world......until.....

Himself came inside and had a word with my MH and then he disappeared for ten minutes and came back into my living room with the hugest machine that I had never seen before and while I was having a wonderful dream about chasing mouses and dragons there was a dreadful, awful noise like thunder and trains altogether. It was awful and it frightened me MILLIONS!

My MH saw I was frightened and told me it was just a carpet shampooer and I was safe, but even her special cuddles didn’t help, but after a while, the old boy was finished and he put the awful machine away in a cupboard. I am going to find that cupboard and try to make that machine disappear! I thought the lawn mower was bad, but this is much,MUCH worser.

Today has been better but my humans know that I was not a happy Squeak and they know they will pay for it! Hee hee

Caring Puss

 The other night, in the very dark time, my MH couldn’t sleep and was a wee bit not very well, so I decided to make her all better.

I snuggled up beside her as close as close could be and I purred happy purrs in her lug and she liked that a lot and then I decided to do what I used to do when I was a baby puss and I put my adorable little body on her chest and my even more adorable little head under her chin and I falled asleep.